You smart ass…
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we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck”
what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge”
like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae”
sounds about right
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I got too cocky.
this pleases me
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Hobbit Math
The book The Hobbit is 316 pages long.
The first Hobbit movie is 2:49, or 169 minutes long.
Assuming the next two movie installments are as long as the first the total run-time for the Hobbit movies will be 507 minutes long.
This means that if you can read faster than .62 pages per minute, you can read The Hobbit in less time than it would take to watch The Hobbit trilogy.
(via collegehumor)
Morgan Freeman’s brilliant take on the shooting in Connecticut:
Turn Off the News
“You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here’s why.
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It’s because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single *victim* of Columbine? Disturbed
people who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse, and going out in a memorable way. Why a grade school? Why children? Because he’ll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.
CNN’s article says that if the body count “holds up”, this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another. Then they post a video interview of third-graders for all the details of what they saw and heard while the shootings were happening. Fox News has plastered the killer’s face on all their reports for hours. Any articles or news stories yet that focus on the victims and ignore the killer’s identity? None that I’ve seen yet. Because they don’t sell. So congratulations, sensationalist media, you’ve just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.
You can help by forgetting you ever read this man’s name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem. You can help by turning off the news.”
(via k-entertainment)
